personality for days, yo

Another week, another episode of Bachelor Pad, another reason to run away live off the grid where TV can never find me, forever.Where do these people come from, and do they not realize that this show is televised? To the nation? To THEIR PARENTS?The theme of these week is best demonstrated …

Loralei? Is that you?

I was ten minutes into Bunheads when things started to feel oddly familiar. A tall, wordy, brunette in a small town full of kooky characters, teenage girls who make pop culture references way beyond their years, and Emily Gilmore. A quick Wikipedia visit confirmed that Amy Sherman Palladino, the creator of Gilmore Girls, …

I’d say you’ve broken

Unfair assumptions I’ve started making thanks to Breaking Bad: -All bald men cook meth.-All goateed men cook meth.-All khakis-and-ugly-jackets-wearing men cook meth.-All Recreational Vehicle owners cook meth. -Everyone who shops at Gen-X Clothing uses meth.-Everyone who wears a beanie uses meth.-Everyone who wears an ill-fitting black hat cooks meth.-Everyone in …

Not as tasty as it sounds.

The Hulu donut*. You’ve finished streaming all available seasons of any given show on Netflix, and the earliest episode of the current season available on Hulu is episode 6. Unacceptable. It’s a problem plaguing society,  and I personally am suffering. I can’t very well go from the end of Pretty …

Bachelor Pad, or Why I Hate Humanity

Do you think these guys would like my tankini? Let’s start with some key quotes  from last night’s Bachelor Pad premiere. Chris (Emily’s season) on being sent home from The Bachelorette: “Definitely the worst heartbreak I’ve ever experienced.”. Yeah, you lost a game show. Maybe past Jeopardy contestants have formed a …