The Bachelorette S. 13 Wk. 4: Quirk, Cork, Quark

First up this week, some big news in Bachelor Nation. Bachelor In Paradise lives on and will air later this summer. I’m not sure if that means every cast member is returning. Seems like that would be awkward since one cast member still alleges that she was assaulted by another. The conspiracy …

The Bachelorette: S. 13 Wk. 1

I woke up this morning to 75 Facebook messages all written in Japanese characters. They were from Meg, reminding me that I allegedly committed to torture myself sometime back when the future seemed far away. I apparently agreed to rot my brain on “The Bachelorette.” I put it in quotes …

Let’s get ready to RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMBLE

ABC finally released the Bachelorette cast list, and guys, it was worth the wait. But I’m writing from a hotel room in Japan, and I’ve got shrines to see and sushi to eat, so I hope you’ll forgive me if this preview is more abbreviated than usual. I’ve included a photo …