Episode 2 of The Santa Clarita Diet

If you’re still here after the end of episode one, congratulations! You are as desensitized to violence and gore as I am! Ah, to grow up in the age of gratuitous violence…. Episode two opens with Sheila and Joel trying to act like digging a grave for a newly murdered …

What I’m Watching: The Santa Clarita Diet

Drew Barrymore. The best friend you wish you had. She has an incredible talent to become whatever character she happens to be playing. Every time I look at her I see the little girl from ET. And the woman being disemboweled by a masked psycho in the first ten minutes of …

What I’m Watching: Vanderpump Rules

Vanderpump Rules is, at its core, a show about the human condition. Specifically, the condition of yearning to be relevant in Hollywood long after the city has chewed you up and spit you out. Oh, and it’s also about some surgery-enhanced people who work at a restaurant called SUR. SUR …