The Bachelor: Week 3 WHY AM I DOING THIS

Eli here. A little while ago Meg was all like “I’m going to be busy eleven hundred weeks from now so you’re going to need to watch The Bachelor and recap it without me” and I was all like “I’m hoping to be dead by then” and she was like …

The Bachelor Week 1: Salt and Pepper

Hello and welcome to Week 1 of The Geriatric Bachelor. I’m Meg and I’ll be one of your co-guides through this complete dumpster fire of an episode, which starts with like, a 20-minute recap of Arie’s failed relationship with Emily, 5 YEARS AGO. IN OBAMA’S FIRST TERM. Arie was the …

Some News

I will no longer be writing the Bachelor/ette/in Paradise recaps as TV & Jelly readers have come to know them. I originally planned to wait until this current season had ended to decide whether or not this was something I still wanted to do. But some opportunities unexpectedly popped up …